With three new flight-trainee recruits added to the herd - Spritz, Comet Jr., and Blitzen II , -the barn hit 125% reindeer capacity. Santa requested a modest expansion—just enough for an exercise pen, a hoof-care station, and a carrot-hydration trough.
Easy… until we pulled the boundary survey. In true North Pole fashion, nothing was where the elves thought it was. The barn was technically straddling between two parcels:
- Parcel A: Sleigh Operations & Maintenance
- Parcel B: Gingerbread Scenic Open Space Reserve
A lot line adjustment, the North Pole equivalent of an SB 9 maneuver was the only path forward. But the Planning Department was at a standstill. Rumor had it the new seasonal permitting assistant was… green, grouchy, and moonlighting for gig money. Yes. The Grinch had “misplaced” half the applications in a folder labeled “Do Not Open Until Never.”
So, William, John, Josh and Aiden from the survey crew sharpened their precision tools (and one candy-cane-striped workstation) and got to work preparing:
- A boundary & topographic survey for the new barn footprint.
- Site grading plans to prevent snowdrift accumulation.
- Stormwater compliance documentation (even the North Pole needs detention basins).
- An elf-friendly civil plan set submitted with magical-speed efficiency.


